El Condor

1. Who is El Condor?
What? You've never heard of El Co... Listen, El Condor is the fastest big hitter on the rock circuit! The most common phrase uttered by Sound Engineers is "Jeezus, is he playing drums or explosives!" - and FAST! Very FAST!.

2. What else do they say about him?
Well they say he can play a quadruple-polyrhythm throughout the lead break in "Comfortably Numb" which doesn't actually resolve until the last note of the break - some 8 minutes later. The last time this happened live, ambulences were called to pick up the audience who had blacked out in awe!

3. My God! Is he human??
Aha! A good question, to which the answer is unknown. Some say he must be human because of the red blood running from his hands after what he would call a "good gig", and the way he quietly weeps when Rap is mentioned. Others say he can't possibly be human because of the way he and his kit levitates during his 11 minute Toad solos. And because where your rhythmic limits end, his begin!

You can contact the legend that is El Condor at paul@drumstudio.co.uk

WHERE YOUR RHYTHMIC LIMITS END - HIS BEGIN